Monday, September 27, 2010

Do Your Part!!!!

Sometimes, I just hear about a cause and my heart goes out to it. I feel that this is one of those causes. Please help them!

And ps. If anyone asks, you can clearly point out that I must have been online because the time of this post is the same time that the police are saying this incident happened. And I think I proved last winter that the Copter doesn't get good internet reception

Monday, September 20, 2010

Helicopter History Month

In honor of Helicopter History Month, I've decided to post these pictures. Helicopter Aficionados will know their significance. Test your knowledge!

Monday, September 13, 2010

I am the Night!

This is a picture of my new helicopter while I'm flying it at night.


There will be justice. I'm not going to lie. I twisted my ankle and had to stay home all weekend. But it was fine because SPIKE TV was having 100 hours of Batman and guess who watched 76 hours of it (I had to get my 8 hours sleep). But now I feel like the PHEONIX!!!!! I will return to the skies a vigilante. Justice will be had, so fear not!!!!!

"The night is darkest just be the dawn." Which would explain why I would get cranky at around 4:45 in the morning.


Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Project on hold

I have decided to indefinitely place the Submarine/Helicopter project on hold. After a successful test run this past Sunday, my backer and scientific liaison, Nicholai Rajenski, feels that we can do more with more with the design. That being said, at some point during the dead of the night, Nicholai transported it to a storage cell where he said he'll be able to work on it to his liking. But I heard him say that he has several interested individuals in our designs. He is going to be taking care of the project from here on out. I'll hopefully have some information on it, but until then, it is as good as gone. Nicholai holds the designs now, so I'll just continue on with my flight passion.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Edison Time!

Just a quick update! We're finally going to be testing our newest invention, the Submarine/Helicopter. Now that I have conquered the skies, it is time to tame the seas. My scientific liason, Nicholai Rajenski is going to help me launch at Bodega Bay later today. Keep your fingers crossed and I'll keep you updated.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010


I finally got a backer for my Submarine/Helicopter!

Nicholai Rajenski, renowned former Soviet scientist turncoat, has been generous enough to agree to fund the project. He wants to be heavily involved in the project and wants to see it to its completion. He can barely hold back his excitement and has helped with the design. He says that he is going to make it "optimal" and "as bold as the comrades desire." Well, I know that I have some deep desires for this project, so this is an exciting turn of events. Trust me, readers. Stay tuned!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Official Annoucement

As the readers who have been reading the blog, you know that I have been secretive as of late. Well, now I can officially announce what I have been working on.

Where once I was only able to spread my wings, now I feel the sea on my flippers. I am creating the all purpose vehicle that will allow you fly and swim without ever leaving your comfort zone. I just need to get money. I'll keep you all updated as more news becomes available

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Going underground

Hello loyal readers.

I had a dream last night. A dream that was so vivid, I can only conclude that it was a vision of the future. In order to properly respond to this, I am going to be on radio silence for the coming weeks. There will be a few posts as time dictates, but I need to be focused on this. Stay loyal and remember the cause. We will have our freedoms!

Saturday, March 27, 2010


I just wanted to throw a shout out to the fine people at KSUN radio over at Sonoma State! They have allowed me to preach on-air for the past two weeks and I feel like the message is spreading like wild fire! Thanks to Bungles & the Man, which runs 2 PM to 4 PM on Saturdays! Check it out and be changed!

Fight the Power!

Well gang, loyal readers, the time has come! We are starting TODAY! We'll be here as long as we need to be (which will hopefully be before 6:00 PM)

Saturday, March 20, 2010


First off, I just wanted to say that I am sorry about the incident at the Rohnert Park Expressway. I was just trying to save what I thought was a cat in the road. (It turned out to be a shadow created by my helicopter.) But I will not apologize to Raley's, the fascist establishment. They kicked me off the property because "they feared for my safety as I had caused a near riot at Ross: Dress for Less by screaming 'FIRE!' while in the dressing room and those that we uninjured we 'looking for blood.'" It's like Hitler is the manager of that store, looking out for Number 1. I will not stand for this and I will continue to fight the powers that be and those that hold Rohnert Park from greatness! WE MARCH ON!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Copters A GO-GO!

Still no word on the support of Copters A GO-GO. We've heard plenty from the lower level workers and middle management, but we need the big guns. Please, write to the CEOs of all the helicopter emporiums in your area. We cannot let the world go on without any concern for our heli-brethren. STOP THE MADNESS!

Monday, March 15, 2010



After talking to a few friends, it was finally decided that I should end my monthly pamphlet (which will still be handed out for the month of April, so be sure to check me out in front of Raley's on April 15th) and start up a blog. Technology... WOW! What a crazy time we live in. It's like the Jetsons or something. But, even though I am on the interweb, I will not lose my passion nor my piss-n-vinegar style of writing. I will never end my fight for the rights of helicopter enthusiasts EVERYWHERE! My pen may be electronic, but my heart is still flesh and blood. I think of the words of Christ and continue on:

"I came down from heaven?" John 6:42

Fight on, brothers of the skies of Jericho!